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(Source: iloveyourhumor)
How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels for you.
- You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh)
- Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh)
- You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.)
- I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. )
Goodluck. <3
This actually works!
HAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL >.<
OMG LMFAO <3
And this shows up:
And you’re like:
But then a couple minutes later this shows up:
And you run to get your charger like:
(Source: hoes-eh)
Parent’s logic.
-Eating food-
Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
-Tries to eat less-
Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
-Goes out-
Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
-Stays home all day-
Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
-Dresses nice-
Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
-Dresses comfortable-
Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?
(Source: peternguyen-)
